Yellin' at the loser in the mirror Saying dude, don't take it personal It's gonna be another weird month I guess according to my horoscope And some Chinese restaurant in San Fransisco My fortune told me I'm on the wrong road Well, life's a game, yeah, I need the cheat codes And I hate the snow But I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska Grab all of my money, guitar, and a jacket Drivin' outta of town maybe wave if I pass ya Sorry I had to move to Alaska I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska Last couple of months kinda been a disaster Tell all my friends I'm asleep if they ask ya Sorry I had to move to Alaska Sorry I had to move to Alaska Posting all these pictures on the internet And I want someone to give a shit Eating ice -cream in my bed I guess the problem is that I don't even give a shit Yeah, I could bring the vibe down from ten to zero The world's most pointless superhero Just me, myself, and my stupid ego And I hate the snow But I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska Grab all of my money, guitar, and a jacket Drivin' outta of town maybe wave if I pass ya Sorry I had to move to Alaska I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska Last couple of months kinda been a disaster Tell all my friends I'm asleep if they ask ya Sorry I had to move to Alaska Sorry I had to move to Alaska Sorry I had to move to Alaska Yeah, maybe I just don't know what I got Look at my life like a bad before shot Stuck in myself with all the doors locked When I just want to go I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska Grab all of my money, guitar, and a jacket Drivin' outta of town maybe wave if I pass ya Sorry I had to move to Alaska I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska Last couple of months kinda been a disaster Keep tellin' all my friends (tell all of my friends) I'm asleep if they ask ya (I'm real) Sorry I had to move to Alaska (na-na-na-na-na) Sorry I had to move to Alaska Sorry I had to move to Alaska