I still remember third of December Me in your sweater You said it looked better on me, than it did you Only if you knew how much I liked you But I watch your eyes, as she walks by What a sight for sore eyes Brighter than a blue sky She's got you mesmerized While I die Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater It's just polyester But you like her better I wish I were Heather Watch as she stands with her holding your hand Put your arm 'round her shoulder Now I'm getting colder But how could I hate her? She's such an angel But then again, kinda wish she were dead As she walks by What a sight for sore eyes Brighter than a blue sky She's got you mesmerized While I die Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater It's just polyester But you like her better I wish I were Heather Oh-oh, I wish I were Heather ♪ Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater It's just polyester But you like her better I wish I were Heather