You're the one You're the one You're the one You're the one Oh, there's the thot again And you smack that one down too And there's the thot again Smack that one down too Outta here, bitch! Hey man, had a rough week I actually don't give a shit about your problems today Can I just talk about mine? (Go ahead) There's cantaloupe in my ass You're the one (Fuck fuck, fuck me) (Fuck, fuck) You're the one (Fuck fuck, fuck me) (Fuck, fuck) You're the one fucking person That I didn't wanna listen to You're the one fucking person Do you feel like an ungrateful little bitch? You're the one fucking person That I didn't wanna listen to You're the one fucking person Sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up You're the one fucking person That I didn't wanna listen to You're the one fucking person Do you feel like an ungrateful little bitch? You're the one fucking person That I didn't wanna listen to You're the one fucking person Sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up I'm not going to try to argue with you That you sound like white trash Is that an appropiate thing to say to your wife? What's wrong with you? Why can't you get good grades? Because you're stupid, stupid He does say that to me a lot I'm gonna play LoL all day What are you gonna do about it, mom? Fuck you I'm gonna play LoL all day And if someone calls me retard You're the fucking retard I yell at people because they suck And then they yell at me because I suck And then tell each other we have small penises And then-, that's the end You're the one (Fuck fuck, fuck me) (Fuck, fuck) You're the one (Fuck fuck, fuck me) (Fuck, fuck) You're the one fucking person That I didn't wanna listen to You're the one fucking person Do you feel like an ungrateful little bitch? You're the one fucking person That I didn't wanna listen to You're the one fucking person Sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up You're the one fucking person That I didn't wanna listen to You're the one fucking person Do you feel like an ungrateful little bitch? You're the one fucking person That I didn't wanna listen to You're the one fucking person Sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up