Stuck in America, ah ah Stuck in America, ah I mean, not every song is negative I mean, this is a good song I love feet in my mouth And I love to suck on those toes It tastes so good I just wanna cook the fries Cook the fries Tryna' get tough? Ye, yes (What?) I just wanna cook the fries Cook the fries It tastes so good Stuck in America, in America In America, ah ah With a green haired goblin Stuck in America, in America In America, ah ah Stuck in America You are my queen forever Stuck in America, in America In America, ah ah Stuck in America I love you as much as I love these Reese's Stuck in America My queen Stuck in America Forever I wish I banged a lot more guys before I met you What!? (ha ha ha, ha ha ha) Why do you wish that? Now I only get to bang you for the rest of my life Wow, you whore Never have I ever jacked off to Ashley's Instagram This is the problem with America It is confirmed, we have low testosterone This is the problem with America Stuck in America, in America In America, ah ah With a green haired goblin Stuck in America, in America In America, ah ah Stuck in America You are my queen forever Stuck in America, in America In America, ah ah Stuck in America I love you as much as I love these Reese's Stuck in America My queen (I wish I banged a lot more guys) Stuck in America (I wish I banged a lot more guys before I met you) Forever You are my queen forever!