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Christmas
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I was at Silly Burger
Wondering what to order
Oh, O-oh
Gonna buy a Silly Shake
It's so good and it only costs a quarter
Ah, ah, ah
In Ketchup Lake and I feel so good
Put my cat in a sock like a should (Should)
We love all cats in socks, except burrito cat
We hate burrito cat
Yeah, I hate burrito cat
Ah, ah, ah
He is really bad
In the ketchup lake
(Monkey Bowling 2!)
In the sesame sand
Pull up with a burger and a chicken
I'm at silly burger and we're eating all the chicken
(Unintelligible Gibberish)
Ima eat all your chicken
I'm at silly burger
There's a pickle in my sandwich so I gotta go murder
It's 2 am and I'm mad and tired
I found the manager's car, Ima slash his tires
Like I said, I'm tired and mad
I need milk for my order, can you cut the fat
Ok you gave me extra pickles and I'm really mad
But I'm still more mad at burrito cat
You got a kids meal he a gerber
Seamore hit me up, I'm pulling up to silly burger
Aah
First place, Ricky Bobby
You can't steal this swag
Got goldfish pants up on my body
He want a feature so I hit him with the CashApp
I've been eating good, I'm getting fat just like I'm Jack Black
I hit 21 like I be playing me some Blackjack
Run straight to the bag I keep on chasing like a mad man
Pull up I need 2 silly meals
And it only costs a quarter, what a deal
I need a silly shake
Smoking out the drive thru
Open up the silly meal
And I got a prize, cool (You win)
You know I hate to be that dude
I don't wanna come off rude
But if we not together then buy your own food
Walk up out the trap
It's too cold, I need my mittens
Aah
Please go get my mittens
See a funny cat and I ask him what he sippin'
Milk drippin
Aah
Nerf bullets gonna weigh you down
I'm with Seamore and I keep him safe and sound
Burgers silly, Ima eat the off the ground
It's on me, all the burgers by the pound
Good evening sir
Hi, um,
My name is The Real Ben Das
And I have a reservation for, uh,
Silly burger
Alright, let me see that
I would like to have my silly burger now, please
Ok sir,
So the only reservation we have tied to that is um,
One, called uh,
Ben Das Real
That's f[QUACK]king bullsh[QUACK]t
I'm not sure if that's you or not
But
That's me
I'm gonna need to see some form of identification
I really have to give you identification, oh my goodness
Silly burgers
In the parking lot
It's a guarantee
I don't wanna get caught
Counting orders with gaazii
Hip hop and rap, I'm a nominee
What you tryna do
Get out of my lane
I don't really care, it's not enough gain
Skydiving, fall onto a tree
Making beats on my 360
I'm on the silly burger remix
Wow, I feel like I'm dreaming
Feel so good, cuz I'm eating
Silly burger's what I'm eating
Curly hair, Even Steven's
Banana I'm peeling
Cookie jar, I'm stealing
Big old fish I reeled in
I don't know what to do
But I get out a chicken
In the ketchup lake, is where I'm swimming
I really want a silly shake
Make you shake and bake
I don't want no bread, I just want a silly cake
You must be silly if you think you in my way
Silly stick in my hand
Make them all go away
(Entity7k)
I'm in a silly little ride
I pull up to the line
The clerk greets me
He is so kind
Can I get a silly burger and some silly fries
(Oh god, I barely have any money, I changed my mind)
I just looked into my pockets and I only found a dime
And I'm really hungry so I might commit a crime
GIVE ME ALL YOUR BURGERS
AND YOUR SILLY BURGER SIGN!!
Hands up, you know that it's a silly robbery
Munching on a silly burger, guns all in the lobby
Yeah I got no silly cash
Down bad
Too fast get in a silly car crash
My neck hurts I got some silly whiplash
God I feel like e finesse some silly fries from Doordash
Open the register
Sir please don't hurt me
Open it
Please
Now
I'm just a silly burger employee!
(ELIOTT)
I hate silly burger
But I love burrito cat
Yeah I walked into the room
It's burrito cat and you
But I skip past you to give burrito cat a dap
Wait wait, hold on a sec
I'm just kidding
I love silly burger and I'm eating all the chicken
I don't really mind burrito cat, he's not a villain
Find me in the S'more discord, just chillin
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Two local smore villains were caught liking burrito cat
And robbing silly burger in Silly Town
They are now in silly jail
And will now be facing 1 to 2 days
In sillytary confinement
I was at Silly Burger
Wondering what to order
Oh, O-oh
Gonna buy a Silly Shake
It's so good and it only costs a quarter
(UNSTOPABBLE!!)
I was at Silly Burger
Wondering what to order
Oh, O-oh
Gonna buy a Silly Shake
It's so good and it only costs a quarter
(Expert!)