How to get everyone to like you
Step one: Be agreeable!
When anyone says anything
Nod your head
Agree!
Doesn't even matter what they said, just show them what they wanna see
"Wow, I agree with everything you just said"
"Wow, this guy's alright!"
"Cool."
Repeat until dead
Step two: Never voice a complaint
Because we all know that opinions are tainted
Everyone ever canonized as a saint
Was historically neutral on the topic of Satan
Step three: Avoid hills
Hills are filled with the skeletons of those that died in them
Don't be a skeleton, don't be anything at all!
If you never stand then you can never fall
And it's just so, so comfortable
Be agreeable
Step four: When someone says something that you hate
Take a deep breath, push it deep down
Turn that frown upside down and you'll feel great
(One quick trick psychologists hate!)
Your framework's made of Silly Putty
You'll let yourself be shaped
An agreea-Playdoh-ball rolled into something
That you hate
So, how do you feel now about you?
Five out of ten or more too
Fear of zero kept you from
A ten out of ten, a ten out of ten
But congratulations, everyone likes you again
But you're neutral on the topic of you, 'cause
No one will ever love you
No one will ever hate you
'Till you're at the pearly gates
But heaven's too good for you
But you're not even bad enough for hell
So purgatory's where you'll dwell
'Cause you were agreeable (Be agreeable!)
(Be agree-agree-able)
(Be agree-agree-able)
(Be agree-agree-able)
Shit
(Be agree-agree-able)
Oh shit
I hope you like this song (be agree-be agree be agree)
But if you didn't (be agree-agree
That's okay (be agree-able)
I can live with it