I'm a simple man I got simple needs I just want somebody, oh To love me It's a simple desire I'm not asking for much I just want some love, baby I want some human touch I just want to be loved By an 8.5 at least (I'm not asking for much) I'd settle for an 8 honestly (Need that human touch) From someone hotter than me (Anyone's enough) Unless they're ugly (I just wanna be loved) By a 9 out of 10 at least (I'm not asking for much) I'd settle for an 8.5 honestly (I've just got) This really basic human need to be loved, to be loved, to be loved By someone out of my league ♪ See, I'm pretty sure Any ugly girl If I smiled real nice would fall in love with me Or if I said I was a Youtube celebrity There's no challenging that So I'm up to bat At finding a 10 out of 10 Or maybe two 10 out of 10s Or maybe three, 10 out of 10s I just wanna be loved (By three 10 out of 10s) Is that asking so much I will say it again I'm a simple man, I got simple plans Anyone's enough, enough, enough, enough, enough (I just wanna be loved) By three 10 out of 10s Is that asking so much (Don't answer that question) Cause to be real with you, love is all I really need Provided its from someone who's at least 2 points hotter than me Love is an infinite That's a bit of a lie please understand It's a scarce resource that's a lot more like supply and demand Love that's available's inherently less valuable Is what I'm saying terrible Here listen to this parable There once was a man who's love wasn't worth enough (Enough, enough, enough) So he locked heart away 'till it turned to mush (To mush, to mush, to mush) He worked on his love 'till it was worth very much (So much, so much, so much) But it was too late for him, his heart was gone And in it's place was a black hole that yearned to be filled Not by love but by power An all consuming desire to have everything, everything, everything Everything, everything Everything, everything Everything, everything Everything, everything I just want to be loved ('Cause love is power of course) Is that asking so much (I want to hoard a scarce resource) I just wanna be loved (By someone out of my league) Just some human touch (If you're a six don't touch me) I just want to be loved (By four 10 out of 10s) I'm not asking for much (I will say it again) I just got this really basic human need to be loved To be loved To be loved To be loved To be loved To be loved To be loved By someone out of my league