So uh, we might have to let certain businesses fail What?! We can't let businesses fail, we've got vested interests to the Money Machine! (Print money) Fellas, fellas, I got a plan We'll pull a 2008 again I know our profits are getting killed But the taxpayer will foot the bill Let's fuck up the economy Let's end up like Weimar Germany Print money! (Three, two, one) What happens when countries run out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash Million dollars for a loaf of bread? Can't wait to bash in my neighbor's head! Print money (Print what, print what?) (Print money) (Print what, print what?) Here's a magic trick I think you'll really love Take all your money, cut half of it up The government pulls another caper Soon your dollar's toilet paper (Print money) Yo man, uh, uh (Print money) The-the numbers goin' down (Print money) It-It's not supposed to happen (Print money) Wh-what's going on? Don't worry, I got a solution! What's that? (Print money) Oh! (Print money) Why didn't I think of that? (Print money) That makes sense! (Print that money, print-print that money) (Print money) I forgot we just made this up! (Print money) We could do whatever the fuck we want! (Print money) We are the government! (Print that money, print-print that money, print money) Uh, come to think of it, I'm just gonna print a billion dollars! I'm gonna print a billion dollars, a billion times! I'm giving everyone a billion dollars! This is a flawless, there's no flaws in this plan!