Cloud People
Liberals
Lizard-people
Globalists aborting our freedom
The earth is flat
Chemtrails are real
Vaccines cause autism
I researched it on the internet
You can't believe
I found true media
It's better than RT
Alex Jones on Infowars
Fear mongering and making profit out of it
Buy my stuff
The NWO is poisoning our water
I've got fluoride shield
Pharma cops regulate population control
You need globuli on steroids
Your TV show is a fucking advertisement
Teleshopping
You contradict yourself all the time but that's no problem
Cause your audience is stupid as shit, they voted for Trump
No wonder you support Trump, he's creating the best neoliberal environment
You're spreading paranoia, complex subjects aren't your thing
Alex Jones the Reptiloid King
Believe him the government is poisoning our kids
Alex Jones the Reptiloid King
Chemtrails turned our fucking frogs gay
Start building caves
Pizzagate is real
Tinfoil around your head
Your dullness makes you mad
Racist, homophobic, white trash!