1 Trait Danger?
That dumb fuckin' band is getting back together?
That band makes horseshit
Tommy, get in here!
Grab this big pen out of my hand
And start-start writing this down, with a-with a big pen
"1 Trait Danger: Worst Band of the Decade, reunites, Terrible, This is Terrible"
That's really the headline, sir?
That's what you want me to write down here?
Goddammit, Tommy
I don't pay you to ask questions
I pay you to write with this very large pen
D'you still want me to adjust the score you gave, uh
Fiona Apple's last album?
What, you mean "Bring in the Trash Can"?
What are you talkin' about, I gavе that so-that album a-a solid 9
Sir, you gave the album a nine out of hundrеd
We kind of adjusted the scoring rubric, from tens to a hundred
About nine months ago, there was-there was a few emails about it
Yeah!
You're goddamn right we did, and that's
That's why I gave that f—shitty album a nine
The score stays, Tommy
Listen up, the score stays
But I th—I think we wrote a pretty positive review
So that's-that's gonna have to change
Uh, sir, I-I'd hate to bring this up again
Th-there were also a couple of emails about this
But my name's actually Thomas, sir
Yeah, that's what I called you: Tommy
Uh, no, Th-Thom-Thomas, not Tommy, sir
Yeah, I see it on your nametag right there: T-H-O-M-A-S, Tommy
What are you, fuckin' dumb?
You idiot
Sir, you gotta come quick!
We got wind that Kevin Parker is eating a tuna fish sandwich
Downtown Melbourne!
Oh my God, Kevy's eating tuna in Melbourne
Your-You gotta get down there right now!
You gotta get on the first fuckin' plane to Melbourne
And you gotta-f, you gotta l-get pictures of him eating this
This is a big story, Stevie!
Sir, my name is actually Steven, sir!
Goddammit, Stevie, I don't give a shit! Get down there!
Y'know what, I'm comin' with ya
T-Tommy, you go-you gotta write this review, I'm-I'm headin' out
So what, I just write all these reviews into full reviews, or—
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just do what y-whatever you have to do
I'm not the reviews guy, let the interns do that shit