I don't have any friends, no one thinks I'm cool All the kids tell me to just drink my stool I just wanna go and run away, hey, motherfucker Motherfucker My fucking cat died today I think I wanna just run away Good news, it's just a fucking cat Just buy another one That was a Norm Macdonald joke I didn't steal it, I just covered it Please don't beat me up, Norm, Norm Norm! No! (Like, in cauliflower, with a fuckin' dog face) Ow! No, Norm! (People wanna throw you down a well) Motherfucker (Wonder if they wanna murder you in a well) Help me I'm a fucking alien I don't belong here Humans are not my kind Help me I'm a fucking alien What am I supposed to eat or drink Fuck water, fuck you, fuck everything I don't have any friends, no one thinks I'm cool All the kids tell me to just drink my stool I just wanna go and run away, hey