I do it for the cause
I do it for the kicks
It's 8 AM it's time we get this shit all over with
So we pile in a van, start singing Everclear
We're heading to the yard so we can chug some beers
Then I throw one back
I throw an egg to Mickey then he tosses it to Zach
When he throws it back I pass the egg to Alex and
I hope that it will crack
When I throw one back
I throw the egg to Duck and hear a little quack
That's how the story goes
I do it for the brahs
I do it for the kids
It's 9 AM with So Much For The Afterglow again
I grab another can, a shot of everclear
We're hanging at the yard where we can chug some beers
Then I throw it back
I throw the egg to Alex and it hits him in the sack
When I get the egg from Mickey and
I plan my next attack
Then I throw it back
I see that we are empty and we need another pack
That's how the story goes
My father gave me an egg
I will buy you a new egg
I do it for applause
I do it for the shits
It's 10 AM and now this is completely over with
So I'm heading back to bed
I've got to turn back in
This time I mean it when I say I'll never drink again
I'm fucking drunk