Oh, well I, I touched down and run to my connection A man in the gift shop, he called me a fag' I feel like my tucked-up erection There's a pressure all over my head And I know this is how I get paid It's not really how I wanna get laid, too 140 when I last got weighed And I'm gonna lose more by Saturday And they're playing your song on the radio station Mugging me off all across the nation "If you don't eat, then you'll never grow" I should've learned that quite a while ago I know it gets hard sometimes Making out with people that you don't like I know you don't feel alright But you look just fine to me Well, I pissed myself on the Texan intersection With George spilling things all over his bag And I took shit for being quiet during the election Maybe that's fair, but I'm a busy guy And I get stoned nowhere and get paid there It's not really how babies get made, so I take a minute when I think I won't die from stopping Oh, I'm just a busy guy And they're playing your song on the radio station Mugging me off all across the nation "If you don't shoot, then you'll never know" You should've learned that quite a while ago I know it gets hard sometimes Taking out your shit on the ones you like You know, I didn't feel alright Until you spoke to me You I've been waiting for you My whole life, waiting for you I've been waiting for you Well, I'm gonna get a gun, but it's for my own protection Or maybe I'll grab myself a fun knife