I can remember when we met Because she didn't have a top on (top on) I improvised a little bit She said my references were spot on (spot on) "Can I take you for a drink?" She said, "Oh God, I'll have to think Because we're mates, it doesn't feel right" (feel right) And I said, "It's cool," and "I was messing," but it's true Yeah, it's you, you're the one that makes me feel right I've been in love with her for ages And I can't seem to get it right I fell in love with her in stages My whole life I had a dream where we had kids You would cook, I'd do the nappies (nappies) We went to Winter Wonderland And it was shit, but we were happy (happy) I'm sorry that I'm kinda queer, it's not as weird as it appears It's 'cause my body doesn't stop me (stop me) Oh, it's okay, lots of people think I'm gay But we're friends, so it's cool, why would it not be? (Not be) I've been in love with her for ages And I can't seem to get it right I fell in love with her in stages My whole life And there's been no way for me to say That I felt a certain way in stages, oh I think the story needs more pages, 'cause I've been in love with her for ages (And ages) and ages I've been in love with her for ages (And ages) and ages I've been in love with her for ages And ages, and ages I've been in love with her for ages And ages, oh, ages, yeah I've been in love with you for ages And ages, and ages, yeah I've been in love with you for ages And ages I've been in love with you for ages