Wake up in the morning with a head like, "What ya done?" This used to be the life, but I don't need another one You like cuttin' up and carrying on, you wear them gowns So how come I feel so lonely when you're up getting down? So I'll play along when I hear that special song I'm gonna be the one who gets it right You'd better move when you're swayin' round the room Looks like the magic's only ours tonight But I don't feel like dancin' when the old Joanna plays My heart could take a chance, but my two feet can't find a way You'd think that I could muster up a little soft-shoe gentle sway But I don't feel like dancin', no sir, no dancin' today Don't feel like dancin' Even if I find nothin' better to do Don't feel like dancin' Why'd you pick a tune when I'm not in the mood? Don't feel like dancin' I'd rather be home with the one in the bed till dawn, with you Cities come and cities go, just like the old empires When all you do is change your clothes and call that versatile You got so many colours, make a blind man so confused So why can't I keep up when you're the only thing I lose? So I'll just pretend that I know which way to bend And I'm gonna tell the whole world that you're mine Just please understand, when I see you clap your hands If you stick around I'm sure that I'll be fine But I don't feel like dancin' when the old Joanna plays My heart could take a chance, but my two feet can't find a way You'd think that I could muster up a little soft-shoe gentle sway But I don't feel like dancin', no sir, no dancin' today Don't feel like dancin' Even if I find nothin' better to do Don't feel like dancin' Why'd you pick a tune when I'm not in the mood? Don't feel like dancin' I'd rather be home with the one in the bed till dawn, with you You can't make me dance around But your two-step makes my chest pound Just lay me down as you float away into the shimmer light I don't feel like dancin' when the old Joanna plays My heart could take a chance, but my two feet can't find a way You'd think that I could muster up a little soft-shoe gentle sway But I don't feel like dancin', no sir, no dancin' today