Let me tell you a story about' a boy and a girl
A very different version than you've ever heard
Ok so I'm lying but all I'm trying to say
This isn't about the one that got away
Watch it from your ivory tower
Paint the sky grey, like a coward
(How long you got?)
I can go for hours
A sweet little tale that ended sour
My words will ring in your ears
Take my advice and leave right now
You can't find a way to sell yourself
To someone who cares
To someone desperate
First came along my friends were dubious
She cared for the stage, not who she was with
I brushed it off and hit the road
Only to hear she's in the other's 'pose'
It was the end of summer in 2009
I wasn't really looking but what did I find?
A golden girl with golden hair
When I was with her everybody stared
And I couldn't believe my luck had changed
And I asked so nice but I 'wouldn't stay'
Take my advice and leave right now
You can't find a way to sell yourself
To someone who cares
To someone desperate
'Beggars can't be choosers'
I wouldn't choose you
I've got better things to do with my time
I will bear in mind
What was in their 'side'
Na na na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na
She said who do you, she said who do you
She said who do you, she said who, do you?
Who do you? Who do you?
I said who do you, I said who do you?
Who do you, who do you, think you are?
Who do you, who do you, think you are?
Who do you, who do you, think you are?
Who do you, who do you, think, you, are?