I've been a good boy All year Been so good I've been a good boy All year Just ask my mama I'm good I've been good No, I've been great Never rude Good grades I don't beg I don't whine I do my chores all the time Hey, what's that? Look at this! Such a modest wish list Milk and cookies on a fucking plate Fuck a reindeer fuck a fucking sleigh (Play pretend on Christmas day) I'm tryin' hard to wait Mom, here's your gift Dad, here you go Uh huh, you're welcome Ho ho ho Gift me like you know you should I've been so good! I've been a good boy All year Been so good I've been a good boy All year Just ask my mama I'm good