If I were him I'd know your birthday Just what to get The colours you wear We borrowed bikes We'd ride on Sundays You'd review the books I said I know, Takes 22 steps, From the walk to your door Takes 22 steps 'Cause I've tried it before And one day I'll knock But just not yet If I were him I'd buy the rain coat The orange one That he forbade We'd wait for rain We'd walk by his house In the front Not by the lane And I know, Takes 22 steps From the walk to your door Takes 22 steps 'Cause I've tried it before And one day I'll knock But just not yet And I'm not so sure That you would not say Get out, don't step in I will never try again I'm not so sure That you would not say Get out, don't step in I will never try again I will never try again Takes 22 steps From the walk to your door Takes 22 steps 'Cause I've tried it before And one day I'll knock And one day I'll knock Takes 22 steps From the walk to your door Takes 22 steps 'Cause I've tried it before And one day I'll knock But just not yet If I were him I'd know your birthday... wish