The original is still the best Not your cuban heels And your white denim vest Your medicine turned into wine As did all the broken promises You left behind So biddy up, so biddy up, so biddy up - wow! You know Dan from Ksubi and Nick from Pnau You are such a faker It gives me hives Sulking in the corner, acting oh so shy. Your alibis don't mean nothing anymore Cause now I'm walkin', I'm walking out the front door What you got, what you got What you got's nothing What you got, what you got What you got's nothing What you got, what you got What you got's nothing to me Yeah The principal is still your friend The deputy's on her knees, tryin' to please them You checked the list your names not on the door And no one wants to see you get on the dance floor You should giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, pow! Somebody needs to tell you that you've lost your howl I can see you shakin', you're on the prowl Just subscribed to vice for the free beach towel You're such a fool, you drooled in the swimming pool Can you make me cool just like you were at school. What you got, what you got What you got's nothing What you got, what you got What you got's nothing What you got, what you got What you got's nothing to me Oh, baby - alright! Hecs, sex and nuttalex. Wear your singlet tight so I can see your muscles flex. Nothing. Yeah! Haha. You got nothing. What you got, what you got What you got's nothing What you got, what you got What you got's nothing to me (And I now you got nothing) You got nothing to me. Yeah. The original. The original. The original. The original's still the best.