Saturday night just chilling with the team
Drinking like a fiend while thinking bout hitting the scene
But at 1 a.m., the bar's shut
So, just an hour coffee star crumpet half cut
So, lit a scoob and slammed another shooter
Sitting on the stoop, just waiting for the Uber
By the time it arrived, we were too high
Loose on the booze and howling at the moonlight (awoo)
So now we're on a mission to paint the town red
Step into the club and we're laying down bets on
Who's gonna be the last man standing?
Planned enough to give a fuck about a damn thing
It's kinda fun to be drunk at dawn
But it's not very fun to be slugging down rum from a hip flask
Drinking fast from my pip glass
Which didn't last, but I give no fucks in a-
Big night out in a part of town
Where we all get loose when the sun goes down
The breeze is cool and the moon is bright
The DJ plays the right tunes all night
We drink 'til we drop, lying on the floor
One shot, two shot, three shot, more
So now I'm out of booze, my mates are all wasted
I'm chasing dames for the sake of entertainment
With 80 percent of them claiming to be taken
As a way to not have to engage in conversation (no offense)
None taken, but I was through talking
Bored, so I thought to move to roof-walking
'Cause when you're giddy and the night proves shitty
Nothing's beats a bird's eye view of the city lights, awoo
So I left my chair just trying to get some air
And to get up on the roof, I used emergency stairs
Unaware of the state of my shoes, the soles were smooth
But I was focused solely on the views of the city
Checking out the skyline up three stories
Literally living the high life, and I refused to be stressed
Jumping over alleyways from one roof to the next
You guessed, that's when I go slip (oh)
Shoes lose grip, and I'm falling ass over tit (oh shit)
I think I'm in a pickle
A three-story fall to the bricks ain't gonna tickle
Hitting the ground, I got smashed on impact
Broke my ankle, thought my shin snapped
I lay flat as my legs went numb
Tryna think of the last time I felt so dumb on a-
Big night out in a part of town
Where we all get loose when the sun goes down
The breeze is cool and the moon is bright
The DJ plays the right tunes all night
We drink 'til we drop, lying on the floor
One shot, two shot, three shot, more
One, two, three, four, one, two, three, four, one, two, three, four
So I lay there looking like a smashed up mannequin
I realize that I'm paralyzed and I'm panicking
I wanna leave but need someone to carry me
Except I'm all alone and my phone's out of batteries
I'm in an alley where nobody can hear me
There isn't any foot traffic anywhere near me
I can't feel or move below the waist
So I scream out of fear until I'm blue in the face like, awoo
So an hour passed before the boys hear me shout
They all crowd around and of course stuck a joint in my mouth
To take away the pain and try to ease it
As I explained, "I think I'm paraplegic"
They didn't see fit to call the ambos
And picked me up thinking I just broke a few damn bones
Get to the doctor and the X-ray finds
I've got a broken neckline and a fractured spine
Crying while the doctor was tryna talk
Wishing that I'd been an outline in chalk
Until he said, "Well, you never cut the spinal cord
So in six weeks time you'll be fine to walk"
Two weeks in hospital, walk in six
Bitch, I got a morphine drip and that's awesome shit
Thinking back in the place I'm like
"Wow, I'ma be bed down and wasted right now"
'Cause my eyelids get heavy and my legs turn to Jelly
When I got things to pick me up (up, up, up)
And I got no Bacardi, but I know how to party
When I got my prescription drugs
It's a big night out and my heart's twiddled down
Getting high as a kite, watching the drip go down
There's nothing on the tube, but the food is shite
Got a room with a dude that spews all night
But when I'm out of medicine, this nurse brings more
One shot, two shot, morphine, oh
It's a big night out and my heart's twiddled down
Getting high as a kite watching the drip go down
There's nothing on the tube, but the food is shite
Got a room with a dude that spews all night
But when I'm out of medicine, this nurse brings more
One shot, two shot, morphine, oh