I wanna be a ladies man
I wanan drive a mercedes benz
Shit i cant even save a grand
Too much cash exchanges hands
I wanna see my name in lights
I wanna hang out with famous types
Girls screamin when i take the mic
What can i do to make it right
A want a girl at every show every place that i go
Stepping off stage saying yo have her waiting to go
Im sad to say it isnt so
And im not one to pay for a ho
If i was making more dough maybe so
I take it slow with the chatting up
Theyre looking at me backing up
Maybe cos im skinny and not fat enough
Maybe i should purchase some coke and go and rack em up
But im never cashed up enough to have the stuff
All i had was a buck haircut like david beckham
Cleanly shaven in the latest denim
That i be wearing would the ladies be staring
While im walkin out of the solarium
Readjusting my hair again
Checking my reflection and jumping into my mums bm
Er bmw
How about a porsche rolls royce or mercedes benz
And maybe then theyll cut me some slack
Its honestly whack
Just a wanna be mack
CHORUS:
I wanna be a ladies man
I wanan drive a mercedes benz
Shit i cant even save a grand
Too much cash exchanges hands
I wanna see my name in lights
I wanna hang out with famous types
Girls screamin when i take the mic
What can i do to make it right
Check it i tried driving in the street with the noise blaring
The toys is staring cos really only the toys are caring
Avoid my parents they stress me out
They want me to settle down
But i wanna get around,
I havent found the right one for wedding vowels
Im just expressing how
I get depressed think im fresh till they let me down
Maybe i should rock my next set in a dressing gown
And bring a bed up on stage if see if you get it now
What if my hair was long
And i dyed it blonde sand songs about saving dugongs
Whales and dolphins, surfing waves rolling in for days
Hair brain and skin golden
With chicks strolling past pinching my ass
Instead theyre just getting smart and treating me second class
I reckon its the last thing ill ever be
A mack
The last laugh i know ill never see
CHORUS:
I wanna be a ladies man
I wanan drive a mercedes benz
Shit i cant even save a grand
Too much cash exchanges hands
I wanna see my name in lights
I wanna hang out with famous types
Girls screamin when i take the mic
What can i do to make it right
Dont wanna be mack with a packet of hats
My pocket where my wallet stashed, and use by dates probably elapsed
Nah im not really that whack
Kick off a knock back from these hotties i watch jack(?)
They think theyre something special with their pierced tongues
And big lungs but theyre on another level
And used to have a mouth of metal
And four eyes never all thighs but theyre just wananbes
So we keep telling more lies
What if i tried the homie look one leg rolled up
I did ended up with a cold cos the fold wouldnt hold up
Cos my legs to skinny got no gold
Just a wannabe mack
No cash, back on the dole but
Im still gonna give it a shot
And these chicks will be thinking theyre hot
Wannabe mack, ladies man theyre thinking im not
And after this theyll just think i whinge a lot
CHORUS:
I wanna be a ladies man
I wanan drive a mercedes benz
Shit i cant even save a grand
Too much cash exchanges hands
I wanna see my name in lights
I wanna hang out with famous types
Girls screamin when i take the mic
What can i do to make it right
(Alright alright. see ya,,... see ya)