Gave my money to a doctor Said, "What I got will make you fly It's just a little pixie potion Now mix it up, and drink it down and feel right" And though I had my reservations I knew I had to take the bait Oh no I wasn't hesitating I drank it down and then I start to feel strange... He started laughing like a mad man And brandishing his gun And then he turned into a wolf man This pixie potion was no fun I asked what is this shit you gave me? He started howling at the moon Then he turned and he told me Well "H" I made it just for you... Gave my money to a Priestess She said I'll take you to heaven tonight Listen first then I'll teach you Get on your knees and pray and then you'll feel right She had me wrapped around her finger I had her wrapped around mine And then she tried to look me in the eye and tell me a lie... I won't be your fool tonight...