Pull out the juicy pies and see me right now I bet you didn't think that I would remember how I bet you thought I'd miss it since the field they plowed And the weeds covered up the sun Hey well ain't it your birthday? Then why aren't you smiling? I just drove 250 miles In the middle of the night On an empty tank Dodging deer along the way Onto Central Virginia, moonlight Broadway Brought to you by this small town Oh well I guess I was wrong Josh Hedley! Why in the world are you blocking the doorway? Say hi to your mama, eat a piece of cake And tell your little brother dirty jokes I wanna lie to everybody that the star I am The big city life that I'm livin All of the money that they're tryin to give me Hey well ain't it your birthday? Then why aren't you smiling? I just drove 250 miles In the middle of the night On an empty tank Dodging deer along the way Onto Central Virginia, moonlight Broadway Brought to you by this small town Oh well I guess I was wrong Is it one of those times when you think I should back down? Just let it go instead of sliding my foot down Bow my head at the feet of the queen Instead of taking out a prison guard Or deceiving myself and chucking out my friends It doesn't seem like a very good way to live Seems kinda lucky, trying too hard to win But you're losing yourself in the game Hey well ain't it your birthday? Then why aren't you smiling? I just drove 250 miles In the middle of the night On an empty tank Dodging deer along the way Onto Central Virginia, moonlight Broadway Brought to you by this small town Oh well I guess I was wrong