One, two One, two three, four Well I'm lying here in bed I got the covers pulled over my head 'Cause in darkness I can pretend Just you here with me, even though you're not really Well you got yourself a new guy And I can see that look in your eye Well one o' these days I'm gonna show you just what I'm good for And even up the score 'Cause two wrongs don't make a right But two rights don't make a shit I think I'm in it Well I'm not gonna let you have all the fun I went downtown and got myself a gun Yeah, I'm sure your boyfriend'll be surprised When I show up in your living room And with my gun pointed at you Well pretty boy got it into face I'm sorry, didn't mean to mess up Your lacy underwear And all that blood in your hair 'Cause two wrongs don't make a right But two rights don't make a shit I think I'm in it