Round these parts you better use your smarts We gonna wind up in a gutter all dead Forget rest or you sunday best They ain't no use where we're heading She said she wanted to write a western I know a place where the sun won't set Said she's looking for inspiration Well baby how bout a spin of two-timer's roulette There's outlaws in-laws, no laws at all Cept for the laws of lead and steel The band plays The Band but I'm a silly little man Cause I'm just trying to Ophelia (oh feel ya) She said she wanted to write a western I know a place where the sun won't set Said she's looking for inspiration Well baby how bout a spin of two-timer's roulette Now she howls for the barkeep don't gimme nothing sweet I like to drink me some bourbon Takes a moment to register, she's really just robbing the register Giving the keep a .45 caliber sermon She said she wanted to write a western I know a place where the sun won't set Said she's looking for inspiration But really she was taking me for a spin of two-timer's roulette