First McDonell's on the moon
Taking applications this afternoon
Bernie Sanders got me 15 dollars an hour
Flipping burgers in a meteor shower
If you don't commute its a living wage
So I'm down here in a manmade cave
800 stories down in a tenement crater town
First McDonell's on the moon
Cheap food and a clean bathroom
All the amenities you would presume
But the meat comes from laboratories
A 3D printer makes the orders
Eat your meal in a hologram
In a forest or in the sand
800 stories down in a tenement crater town
First McDonell's on the moon
Been open since June
But the time is strange
And the weather don't change
Ronell's the only thing that looks the same
Makeup on, great big grin
Like he's laughing at the shape we're in
But we're lucky to get free from 180 degrees
And the rising of the plastic seas
Taking what's left of the trees
First McDonell's on the moon
More franchises coming soon
I heard there's one's opening up on Mars
In a tower shinier than the stars
Same building they're holding Trump
The other billionaires finally locked him up
Can't miss it got his name on the front
He's in a penthouse cell way up at the top
And I'm down here where the poor folks rot
800 stories down in a tenement crater town
Welcome to McDonell's on the moon. How may I take your order?