Where can you turn
When your dog won't chase his ball
Or when your cat
Starts scratching up the wall
Pets and people, they can't talk
That's something we can't do
But everything's about to change
'Cause we can count on you
You have a gift
The fates above are winking
You've gotta help the world
To know what pets are thinking
It's so amazing how my sidekick powers
Can sense what's in the air
This gift's a gift I have to share
With the people everywhere
So if your dog, isn't happy when she eats
I'll read her mind, and tell you what she needs
Or, if your kitty cat gets lost, and hasn't left a trace
I'll find the place she's hiding by tuning in to her brainwaves
I have a gift (You have a gift)
And there's no blinking (No there's no blinking)
I'll tell you what your pet's penser
That's French for thinking (That's French for thinking)
Your pet has a brain it's like a cage
And voilà I hold the key
When you need to know just what she thinks
(It's up to you!)
Just think of me! (Just think of her)
Just think of me! (Just think of her)
Just think of, Nancy