Kids need their mamas And footie pajamas But JoJo, be grown-up like me! A dress and some tap shoes and bang! In a snap, you will look as mature as can be Don't greet your guests like a pirate Don't shout "Argh!" waving a hook 'Cause when you're an adult, it's required To kiss their cheeks and say, "How young you look!" You may ask, but Nancy, what if I get antsy When making my grown-up debut? Well, the trick to my powers To sit still for hours I pretend I'm a statue Now, you've come so far But we must say au revoir To our lesson in maturity Remember what you saw Et voilà! (Mwah! Mwah!) Now, JoJo, you're grown up like me Now, JoJo, you're grown up like me