When you're in a bind And not sure what to do You might be tempted To try something new But no, don't do it Stick with the classics 'Cause the classics are always fantastic Oh, when newness comes a knockin' With that new type fast talkin' You young folks might think I'm lame But my answer is always the same What do I think of new? Just ask my kazoo! (Kazoo solo) Come on Tilly, you know you wanna! (More kazoo) Eh, her loss. Time for another kazoo solo! (Kazoo outro)