Kitty, meow Is outside the window You don't stop crying Or meow The phone rings, I pick it up and listen For meow For meow Let me in, let me in You should let me in It's cold out here And I can smell you're cooking What does it matter that I ain't your kitty? My home's across the street But I'm ready to eat ♪ We call him Whitey but his tag, says Optimus Optimus, Optimus, what a name for a puss Scratches on his face He thinks, he owns the place Who does he think he his? We never feed him but he comes back anyway He kick him out, out, out But he comes back every day Now he's calling, calling, calling on the telephone Using up our daytime minutes, please leave us alone We call him Whitey, oo-oo But it's tag says Optimus We call him Whitey, oo-oo But it's tag says Optimus ♪ I cook the soup for two mouths not three Go home now and stop this meow But there's no soup across the street Sad the thing, we call it kitty Let me in, let me in You should let me in It's cold out here And I can smell you're cooking What does it matter that I ain't your kitty? My home's across the street But I'm ready to eat We call him Whitey, oo-oo But his tag says Optimus We call him Whitey, oo-oo But his tag says Optimus Eat, we call him Whitey Let me in, let me in You should let me in It's cold out here And I can smell you're cooking (we call him Whitey) What does it matter that I ain't your kitty? My home's across the street But I'm ready to eat We call him Whitey Let me in, let me in You should let me in (we call him Whitey) It's cold out here And I can smell you're cooking (we call him Whitey) What does it matter that I ain't your kitty? (we call him Whitey) My home's across the street But I'm ready to eat (we call him Whitey)