You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus As charming as an eel Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana With a greasy, black peel You're a monster, Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You have garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch I wouldn't touch you with a Thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole Between the choice of the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile The three words that describe you best are And I quote, stink, stank, stonk