I don't know if you've noticed? But lately it seems to me Almost as if things are not running exactly the way they ought to be It's almost as if the falcon can hear the falconer just fine And the falconer's telling the falcon to leave most of us to die Before you start the worrying, scratching at your skin all night Remember, when DD gets her donkey, everything will be alright When DD gets her donkey, everything will be alright When DD gets her donkey, everything will be alright, alright! ♪ There's other people who have noticed, that things are not quite right too These people, they are doing almost everything that they can do Some people are hoping for a real good revolution Other people are just hoping to die and go to Heaven Revolutionaries in Heaven eat at Schwartz's and fuck all night And when DD gets her donkey, everything will be alright When DD gets her donkey, everything will be alright When DD gets her donkey, everything will be alright The do-o-o-onkey making everything alright A do-o-o-onkey making everything alright, oh yeah! ♪ Donkey will protect the chickens from the predators of this land Polar bears shall all return to shake the donkey's hand The donkey will kick and bray The donkey will kick and bray The donkey will kick and bray and the children will evolve Into donkey-human creatures, full of intelligence and love Humanity shall awaken from its long, idiotic night Because when DD gets her donkey, everything will be alright When DD gets her donkey, everything will be alright When DD gets her donkey, everything will be alright (alright) ♪ So get yourself a drink and go and dance with a cutie Luxuriate in the terror of the violin's risky beauty And when it's time to pass the hat at the end of the night Remember, when DD gets her donkey, everything will be alright When DD gets her donkey, everything will be alright When DD gets her donkey, everything will be alright The donkey That's the fundamental key To making Everything Turn Out Right