Keeping a cactus alive
Shouldn't be so hard
It couldn't survive
A single week in the garden
Chuck it out in the green bin
When you walk out on me
Keep the pot that it came in
I might try and grow something
Watering the garden
Is always hard when I'm with you
Watering the garden
Is always hard when I'm with you
Never owned a plant in my life
They said it'd be easy
Now it's living in strife
It's received too much light
Replaced you with a fern
Didn't think you'd care
Not that you'd return
You're becoming compost
Watering the garden
Is always hard when I'm with you
Watering the garden
Is always hard when I'm with you
Water the garden
Water the garden
Water the garden
Water the garden
Watering the garden it'll be alright
Watering the garden it'll be alright