Well, well, well "'RL"':I just ran out of this Gimme a little time to think Why you fix me another motherfucking drink "'JS:"'Kinda drink? "'RL:""queray These two twin brothers you know Been out partying one night They done got about 'hide nor hair' again But they got a just a about a pint of That shit they can't own whaddaya know One day the brothers stuck it in his inside coat pocket Just before they get to the house they Got to get over a fence at the yard, you know One got over The other went to get over and fell Brother reached down, got him up He walked on for about eight or ten feet Said man, "you know I feel something running down my leg." The other brother said, "I sure hope that's blood, I hope you ain't busted that god damn bottle of gin." But, boy this friend of mine Went home one night He was pretty fucked up, you know He didn't know what house he was in This guy he was just feeling through there you know Looking, he says "I don't know whether I'm at home or not." Finally he looked in the bedroom and there lay his wife there you know Felt good then Some motherfucker in the bed with his wife, you know