You better call your brother up to save your neck You better get a real job and fix this wreck You better claim your income like the real men do You better send your 1099 to anyone you gave 5 bucks to All in all we're one debt away All in all there's one more bill to pay Be GLAD to be home Be GLAD to be home You better call the doctor up if you're feelin' sick Go get a gun and rob someone to pay for it You better leave that bar alone and come home tonight You better thank God, work today, and hope that your boy grows up alright All in all we're one debt away All in all there's one more bill to pay Be GLAD to be home Be GLAD to be home Be GLAD to be home Be GLAD to be home You better make your lady have just one more kid And then collect that government check for what you did You better love your country and be willing to die You better arrest your president to live on your pay and still get by Yea, we'll always be one debt away And there will always be one more bill to pay And you better be GLAD to be home Be GLAD to be home Be GLAD to be home Be GLAD to be HOME