Daddy's got the car For the family picture Mummy's done her hair Theo's throwing tantrums I saw you stood behind The studio spotlight With a camera in hand Granny's dead centre With us all around her Baby Ivy's on a chair With a plastic toy banana So I held my head high So you catch my jawline And I wore my best tie So I'd catch your eye If I had any sense I would not have tried To be someone you'd like I'd have my family pic Adorning your bedside If I had my way I'd make room for you inside My family picture My family picture My family... If I had my way it'd be me and you inside My family picture My family picture I said my family... Photo develops Your perfume envelops You don't have a care But I must remind you that you are forgetting me So I held my head high So you catch my jawline And I wore my best tie So I'd catch your eye If I had any sense I would not have tried To be someone you'd like I'd have my family pic Adorning your bedside Bedside Bedside F. A. M. I. L. Y We'd rent a house by the seaside F. A. M. I. L. Y We'd go for walks on the beach at night F. A. M. I. L. Y And at home I'd cook you dinner F. A. M. I. L. Y In my family picture He don't even like you He don't even like you Said he don't even like you No, he don't even like you