Eins, zwei, drei, vier Well I walk into the bar room And I play some rusty gospel tunes But the people they don't understand They are waiting for a rock'n'roll band Yeah! ♪ But the ladies they do scream and shout When I tell them what it's all about Stop your boozing and open your ear Praise the lord, water is the new beer Now you people see for what I'm sent I'm a keller gospel one man band ♪ Woohoo Woohoo Woohoo Woohoo ♪ Guess Sid Vicious he is doin well Heaven's darkroom or lighthouse of hell But the Eighties they're all dead and gone Sex and drugs ain't gonna be no fun Now the time has come for new rock'n'roll For the gospel trumpet swing and blow ♪ Yeah! Woohoo Woohoo Woohoo Woohoo Woohoo Woohoo Ja?