All of my neighbors are all up in arms About something they saw on TV Seems some politician got busted for something That won't make any difference to me Now I'm sure it's all true and I'm tired of this too But I can't pray for some guy to fall I say let all the people do what people do I'm just happy to be here at all Happy to be here to vote randomly On who ought to take the next dive Eager to see what the downfall will be And all the hilarity on Saturday Night Live Mostly it's all scandal TV these days That's where the real money must fall Down from the smog of some Hollywood haze I'm just happy to be here at all I'm happy to be here Happy to be Happy ♪ Happy to be here to see how it goes When everything blows into space I've been walking my tennis shoes right through my toes Trying to keep up with the rest of the race Mostly I stare out my window these days Watching my dog chase her ball I'll do my job here whatever it pays I'm just happy to be here at all Just happy to be here at all