We get up at the hour XT Leaving in bedrooms our equal dreams Today the washing programme number six The central equalizer's given me Equal shoes and equal teeth and a nose Equal enthusiastic feelings and thoughts With the same paint, we keep painting grey Banners telling us to be quite the same If you are pretty that is really too bad The central equalizer will alter that If you are fat then surely you've got to have A bunch of red and green balloons in each hand Equal shoes and equal teeth and a nose Equal enthusiastic feelings and thoughts With the same paint, we keep painting grey Banners telling us to be the same Be the same Be the same All those unequal don't want to be the same They want to smell nice want to be fat and gay The central equalizer will pick them out And right away we'll catch them all and apply Equal shoes and equal teeth and a nose Equal enthusiastic feelings and thoughts With the same paint, we will equalize them For the banner says to be the same Say be the same Say be the same. Be equal be equal be equal.