Oh how i long for the last working day of the month That's when i get paid I get my money out all in one go So i can roll around in what i've made I spend my money fast before it all runs out I've no idea where it all goes But while it's there i'll get a chinese takeaway Some records some books and some clothes Because payday is the best day of all It's the best day of all It's the best day of all It's like a three day festival All of my friends seem to bank with the Co-op But i prefer to stick with Barclays I like a bank that doesn't hide the fact That they're a bunch of money-grubbing bloody nazi's When i was a student they gave me the hassle Because i never ever had no bread But now they kiss my derriere because they're well aware That every month i'll be back in the red Because payday is the best day of all It's the best day of all It's the best day of all It's like a three day festival I know it's not efficient, I know I should be thinking of the future I know I should save But what's the point of that when We could all be dead tomorrow You can't take a TESSA to the grave I'd rather have a week of decadence, two weeks of being all right And then put up with week of pain Because if you spread your cash across the course of the month You miss out on the joys of Payday Because payday is the best day of all It's the best day of all It's the best day of all It's like a three day festival Spend when you can When you can't get your card and flex it. Spend when you can When you can't get your card and flex it. Spend when you can When you can't get your card and flex it. Spend when you can When you can't get your card and flex it.