I m talking on the cell phone in my hand right now While the other hand's writing some directions down And I m driving my car, wait! how can that be you ask me Hand number three? No CHORUS: I m driving with my knee, driving with my knee I ve got both hands free, driving with my knee And I m multi-tasking much more productively Driving with my knee I bought a tuna fish sandwich and some Krunch n Munch But I don t have to stop to have a little lunch I grab the sandwich with my hand, pick up a newspaper and read 'Cuz I m driving with my knee I m driving with my knee, driving with my knee I ve got both hands free, driving with my knee And I m multi-tasking much more productively Driving with my knee Well I get so excited with the time I save That I give the police a friendly two-handed wave And I can tell by siren and the lights that they re happy for me Cuz I m driving with my knee But then I start to think that I made a big mistake When they turn their car around and start coming my way So I step on the gas, still holding my sandwich and tea I'm speeding with my knee Speeding with my knee, speeding with my knee Now I m up around 93 Eating my lunch while I m escaping from the State Police Speeding with my knee I m driving with my knee, driving with my knee I ve got both hands free, driving with my knee And I m multi-tasking much more productively Driving with my knee