Set the Santa Candle out, my dear On the toilet, where we put him every year He shrank to half his height In the heat that summertime Now he s shorter and he s fatter Like some sort of Buddha Santa Make those Tom and Jerry s extra sweet I ll go and get the artificial tree And those boxes downstairs Of Christmases we ve shared We ll play Bing Crosby and unpack All the days of love we ve had and Hang the years like ornaments On the tree and say Would you marry me again? Please say yes That would really make my Christmas day The electric snowflakes really have six sides Because I brought back that one with only five Set out the plates that say noel Plug in the mice that play the bells And Christmas cookies sure sound great Honey let s start gaining weight Let s watch the old home movies and old slides And wonder at the way the time goes by Sing Jingle Bells once more And dance around the floor We ll raise our matching Santa glasses To the days of love we ve had, and Hang the years like ornaments On the tree and say Would you marry me again? Please say yes That would really make my Christmas day