Scatterbrains are just the same as regular people Except for some impairments they display Like seldom remembering your name Even if they are in your family When the phone rings at home, sometimes they open the Refrigerator door and say hello They load washing machines with clean clothes That they just unloaded from the dryer It may seem sad, you may think that they have gone mad But it s just the peculiar ways of the scatterbrain They put stuff like coffee cups and purses and grocery bags On the top of the car and drive away And notice this some moments later When they brake or take a corner And they spend time trying to find The glasses they re wearing Or the keys that they are holding in their hand And when they find them they call themselves bad names like You stupid moron or you idiot or you loser It may seem sad, like a tragic and cruel handicap But it s just the peculiar ways of the scatterbrain There s one now in the kitchen, he s sweeping the floor But he needs a new broom so he runs to the store But in the car, on the way, he hears a new song he likes So he stops to buy the record but he runs into Mike And they talk over coffee until Mike has to go And our man can t remember just why he left home So if you see one of these Directionless people Maybe you can offer them a hand Instead of just pointing and laughing But if you do, well, who could blame you? It may seem sad, but actually it s not that bad It s just the peculiar ways The truly inscrutable daze The thick intellectual haze The look in the eyes kind of glazed The life like a mouse in a maze Of the scatterbrain