People bug me when they interrupt me with calls And unannounced visits And on top of that when they chat about nothing at all And I ask what is it? I do have a lot to do Can you return at two? I will not be here by then Just leave what you need me for On a note on my door So I can ignore it my friend You may think it maddening when you ring my answering machine And I'm right there listening But I'd like to hire my own secretary who's mean Someone who says things like Mr. Mayer can't be reached He is not in, you see He's in a meeting till ten I suppose I could take your name Who are you anyway? Please never call here again If I see you before you see me in the hall Then while you're not looking I'll find the nearest bathroom and hide in the stall Till I think the coast is clear Then I will take a peak And, if you're gone, I'll sneak Back to my private abode There in my world of one I have a lot more fun Because people bug me you know I do have a lot to do Can you return at two? I will not be here by then Just leave what you need me for On a note on my door So I can ignore it my friend People bug me when they interrupt me with calls And unannounced visits And on top of that when they chat about nothing at all And I ask what is it?