Tall tales, lies, whispers I have followed
In search of gold to this hellhole
Dozens of poisons, I've tasted 'em all!
But I'm looking for one in particular...
But you're telling me you have no more!
Oi, bartender, I must protest
I can't see a single bottle here of your best!
I want that rum, fuck all the rest
I know that you're hiding it under your desk!
Give me that golden rum!
It tastes so good and I want some
Give me that golden rum!
It's the greatest drink under the sun!
Give me that golden rum!
It tastes so good and I want some
Give me that golden rum!
And the night has but begun!
Oi bartender, yer big and round
But I've put bigger men under the ground
I'm prepared to stab, gouge, hang and drown
Whatever it takes to get this round!
Don't lie to me, you worthless eel
My blade is sharp and my thirst is real
I'll tie you and pull you under the keel
But you can evade this destiny!
You only have to...
Give me that golden rum!
It tastes so good and I want some
Give me that golden rum!
It's the greatest drink under the sun!
Give me that golden rum!
It tastes so good and I want some
Give me that golden rum!
And the night has but begun!
So what's this talk of a rum I hear?
I've been in here for weeks drinking shit beer
I've been spilling my guts all over the pier
It's about damn time to set things clear!
So give us that golden rum!
It's the greatest damn grog made under the sun!
So give us that golden rum!
Get that liquid inside us!
So give us that golden rum!
It's the greatest damn grog made under the sun!
So give us that golden rum...
Or we'll burn this tavern to the ground!