"There is a book, a book, a very special book And it hooks you on the first look" A man said this to me on the street (It'll change your life) "Yes, yes but who are you tell me of a book?" I said, with a skeptical look. "Oh oh, oh oh, I'm Mister Charm." Oh, Mister Charm, Mister Charm. My mister Ears could not believe themselves for years and years They checked into a clinic for the weird We finished talking with morse code (Dot dot, dit dit, dot dot dit dit dot dot [dot dit]) La la la la la Mr. Charm He quoted Machiavelli, it took a while And he smiled as we tapped out treatise on a tile But I could never ever want to leave. And so, and so I never left Wait no, I guess I must've left But those things I tend to forget I don't know exactly when I left. Oh Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm