Let me tell a little story about a flight attendant who now stands in court as a lone defendant
After twenty long years in a job that tough he decided one day that he had had enough
Steve had to leave
Steve had to leave
The plane touched down in Philidelphia when a lady didn't do what Steve had told her
She stood up to get her bags while the plane was still moving Steve marched down the aisle with dissaproving
Steve was polite
But he knew he was right
Oh Steve always did the best he could
He knew that when he finally left he had to make it good
So Steve had an awesome exit plan
Cause Steve is a fucking man
Steve was a broke
Steve had to go
The old woman didn't listen to what Steve had said yea she pulled down her baggage and hit him in the head
So he went up to the front and he got onto the mic and he spoke to all the passengers and he called her on her shit
Steve spoke the truth
With a cuss word or two
Steve pulled on a lever and down fell the chute
Then he went to the drink store and he grabbed a beer or two
And just before he jumped onto the plane he turned and yelled
"Goodnight all you fuckers I'm gonna see you all in hell"
And Steve was a broke
Steve had to go
Steve always did the best he could
He knew that when he finally left he had to make it good
Steve had an awesome exit plan
Steve is a fucking man
Steve is a fucking man