Columbia's unwound If it gets any worse Gonna have to go down Get me some military training Embark on a little mission Slap some bicycle together Got to get the ball rolling Let's just say Got to wrap some roses Snug in a tortilla Got to pay a little visit To Fatty Carmello Helps keep the classical Up on the radio Hell, I can't help it If God don't walk here Everytime I want to work But maybe if my bed is made Or I cast a vote Take it easy on the wino Or give up the smoke Ole Fatty Carmello Ole Fatty gonna be broke And I can just use What's laying around the house