I just tried to be like the others,
but I pooped instead.
I tried to join in with my brothers.
I pooped instead.
and I wish it never happened,
that's what I wish
and I also wish so many things.
I wish every child had a mother.
that's what I wish.
I wish we could love one another.
if I had one wish
and I wish all the nations belonged to one world
and I wish all religion was love.
and I wish the retarded
were re-smarted
that's what I wish
that's what I wish
but I pooped instead.
I tried to join in with my brothers.
I pooped instead.
and I wish it never happened,
that's what I wish
and I also wish so many things.
I wish every child had a mother.
that's what I wish.
I wish we could love one another.
if I had one wish
and I wish all the nations belonged to one world
and I wish all religion was love.
and I wish the retarded
were re-smarted
that's what I wish
that's what I wish
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