Black people, gonna sing
Black people, they love to song
Sing about The Man, how he held 'em down
With liquor stores and crack
Black people play hacky-sack
The Chinese, gonna sing
Chinese people, they're gonna sing
Sounds real harsh, unmelodic
Hideously off-key
Chinese sing nasally
Mexicans, fart their songs
Singing's just background for their farts
First for them comes family
Second, comes tongues and beef
Mexicans are make-belief
Midgets, in the house
They're little like a tiny mouse
Stand on the chair, so I see you there
Funnier than Barney Fife
Apologize for your life
You know I was gonna do a verse about Jewish people
But you know what? Not funny.
My people have been through a lot.
Why don't you read about it in your history books
While they're still there, while its' still in there
Asshole. Fuck you!
Black people, they love to song
Sing about The Man, how he held 'em down
With liquor stores and crack
Black people play hacky-sack
The Chinese, gonna sing
Chinese people, they're gonna sing
Sounds real harsh, unmelodic
Hideously off-key
Chinese sing nasally
Mexicans, fart their songs
Singing's just background for their farts
First for them comes family
Second, comes tongues and beef
Mexicans are make-belief
Midgets, in the house
They're little like a tiny mouse
Stand on the chair, so I see you there
Funnier than Barney Fife
Apologize for your life
You know I was gonna do a verse about Jewish people
But you know what? Not funny.
My people have been through a lot.
Why don't you read about it in your history books
While they're still there, while its' still in there
Asshole. Fuck you!
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